Why I Ship Kyman- A Lengthy Essay by a Bored Fan by ThePoeticHermit, literature
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Why I Ship Kyman- A Lengthy Essay by a Bored Fan
Today, my sister asked me why I spent so much of my time caring about the love lives of two
ten-year-old paper cutouts. With this stupid shipping war currently bugging the hell out of me,
with friends in the fandom threatening to drop out altogether, and hateful messages plaguing my
tags on Tumblr, I thought I would release a tiny rebuttal about my personal feelings about
Kyman (Eric Cartman/Kyle Broflovski), why I continue to adamantly ship them five years after
first entering the fandom, and why I continue to stick with my OTP and protect it.
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